Callie Conceited
4/16/03

"Can you believe it?

The world should be mine, guys.

I went to the mall the other day and saw

this incredible dress in Arthur’s: dark, black

silk, long-flowing, sleeveless, strapless, elegant

to a tee.

I could see myself modeling it, spinning

around in it.

Watching that soft, sleek fabric swirl and flutter,

billowing on the air.

Girl, if you only knew what men I could catch

in this number.

Ooo, the party!

Yes, the party, girlfriend.

Something to wear?

No problem there.

That sweet, hot dress will do more than impress

the audience I deservedly deserve.

Clap for me!"

© 2003 Jarrod C. Lacy